May 2010
It sucks when you're crying, and you want some...
I'm scared, in so many ways.
If you've never questioned your own sexuality,
-liuser:
you can hardly call yourself “straight”. Wanting to fuck girls just because you think you’re supposed to want to fuck girls? No, sweetie, that’s what we call an obligation.
kimmychau:
nakedundermyclothes:
mrgiggles:
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!” The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box...
